Dead Wife And Kids Replaced By Miniature Horses Dead Wife And Kids Replaced By Miniature Horses
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Video duration: 170 seconds

Jim and Tracy partner with the "Bridles of Hope" charity to replace the wife Don Groton lost to a drunk driver with a beautiful miniature horse.
2011 In Review: Nation Shocked To Find Out Elizabeth Taylor Wasn\ 2011 In Review: Nation Shocked To Find Out Elizabeth Taylor Wasn't Already Dead
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Video duration: 64 seconds

As part of the 2011 Year In Review, Tucker remembers Elizabeth Taylor, Amy Winehouse, and Randy Savage. (Aired 12/9/11)
Jay-Z Fans Brace Themselves For Onslaught Of Horrible Odes To Baby Jay-Z Fans Brace Themselves For Onslaught Of Horrible Odes To Baby
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Video duration: 97 seconds

Following the news of Beyonce's pregnancy, Jay-Z fans are bracing for a slew of unbearable songs about the importance of being a dad. (Aired 10/11/11)
Football Fans Excited To Watch Patriots Or Giants Lose Super Bowl Football Fans Excited To Watch Patriots Or Giants Lose Super Bowl
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Video duration: 161 seconds

Reggie tries not to agree with Doc as they discuss the soon-to-be Super Bowl losers, who the hell Marco Scutaro is, and Tom Coughlin's impending death at the hands of Bill Belichick.
Embarrassed Steven Chu Accidentally Calls Barack Obama \ Embarrassed Steven Chu Accidentally Calls Barack Obama 'Dad' In Cabinet Meeting
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Video duration: 211 seconds

A new law prohibits Kaleidoscoping while driving, Joe Biden advertises guitar lessons on the White House bulletin board, and Romneymania sweeps the nation. It's the week of January 23rd, 2012.
2011 Top Story: One Of Arizona\ 2011 Top Story: One Of Arizona's Many Crazed Gunmen Shoots Congresswoman
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Video duration: 66 seconds

In a top story from 2011, member of Congress Gabby Giffords was injured in one of the hundreds of shootings that occur every day in Arizona. (Aired 12/9/11)
2011 Top Story: Queen Beds Kate Middleton In Royal Tradition 2011 Top Story: Queen Beds Kate Middleton In Royal Tradition
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Video duration: 63 seconds

In a major 2011 story, Queen Elizabeth claimed her sovereign right to deflower Kate Middleton immediately following the royal wedding. (Aired 12/9/11)